Yo homie

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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@justfrowzy this is how you talk to me

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“Ara ara...”

[i chuckle while looking down towards my feet. there’s an obvious edge of nervousness coating my chortles- *what are you doing, baka?* i telepathically beam into the contents of your cranium.]

“Heh. Such nonsense. Don’t make a fool of me, weakling.”

[i scoff, but my voice is wavering like a seesaw that hasn’t had its bolts tightened since 1986. i am feigning ignorance and you know it. *yamero...* i tell you with my mind, *they cannot know how i yearn to howl at the moon in all its glory, my dear...*]

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